If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

If you watch WWF, you know what a 'Tag' is. She gave me a list of five questions. So I'll do my best to answer them as honestly as possible (Truth? You want the truth? I can't handle the truth! ) and since 5 are far too less, I'll try to make some up on the way and answer them with the same honesty. Also since I love "Whose line is it anyway" this post goes as a dedication to that show, and I'll make it a point to answer every question with another…(the 'questions only' round in case you are wondering)... So here goes nothing…

 

1. What is your name?

            - If A is D, B is E, C is Z, X is Y, what is GREAT?

2. What have you done in life?

            - Does drinking 6 glasses of water everyday count?

3. Are you educated?

            - Is glass transparent?

4. Do you have a better half?

            - Are you single?

5. Have you been in a serious relationship ever?

            - Are you single?

6. Do you have the 'hots' for anyone?

            - Does M.J love children?

7. What are the two things you want to include in your sex life?

            - Are you implying anything?

8. Describe your most erotic fantasy.

            - Do the words, hill, stars, and solitaire mean anything to you?

9.  Which your favorite restaurant?

            - Isn't one like the rest?

10. Would you get a plastic surgery for kicks?

            - What makes you think I will like that?

11. Have you thought about your future?

            - Is the circus in town?

12.  Do you have bath everyday?

            - Do I look like I need to?

13. Do you like pizza?

            - Does a camel like igloos?

14. Have you ever tried underwear belonging to the opposite sex?

            - Is Paris Hilton a virgin?

15. Would you prefer dining with friends or family?

            - Would Bill rather be with Hillary or Monica?

16. Can you cook?

            - Did the delivery guy die?

17. If you wanted to vomit in public, where exactly would you do it?

            - Why do I always have to decide?

18. Would you rather be rich or in love?

            - Can I love money?

19. Mom or Girl-friends?

            - Hotmail or Gmail?

20. Comment about "love at first sight"

            - What do you think about the phrase "survival of the fittest"?

21. Favorite TV serial?

            - Didn't I already mention that?

22.  Favorite soft drink?

            - Can't we all get along?

23. What soap do you use?

            - Why do people bathe?

24. Thoughts about hairy noses?

            -  Do you really need to know?

25. You listen to music?

            - Does the pope like the bible?

26. When do you sleep?

            - When does the sun rise?

27. Are you bored answering this questionnaire?

            - Yes!

 

8 comments:

Ad astra per aspera said...

Bravo!!
Encore! Encore!!
( :-p )

Anonymous said...

:) loooong!!

J said...

Ok… since u love answering questions, here are some more…

Why do burgers get flipped
Why do some lips get kissed and others don't
Why do fruits get picked
Why is the sky blamed for depression
Why is embarrassment not easily disguised
Why do men get French manicure
Why do people like to soak in the sun
Why do dentists suck


Wanmore?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...and I thought tags were about answering questions, not questioning them. I guess even I can be wrong.

Elixir said...

aaarrrgggghhhh i see u had nothing to do??

Golden Words said...

Hey shilpa, thanks
ektz..sorry i'll keep it short from next time.
heena the weather here is great too..(me might be coming to bombay so will enjoy that weather too)
J- i'll answer your questions where v usually communicate
soxy- yes you CAN be wrong!
elixir- its not that i had nothing to do..its that i had nothing BETTER to do!

Mirage said...

Lol! Sarcasm sure bears some resemblance to u!

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