There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.

Have been doing a lot of travelling lately, so its only fair that i write about it.And since lists are so popular nowadays, not to mention the space they take up because of tabbed bullet points, here goes one.

Top ten things that tell you that your flight is going to be a horrible one.

- You are allowed 2 bags of 23 Kgs each and you end with with 3 bags of 30
Kgs each.
- Your carry on baggage is heavier than you - you are 6.3
and the distance between the seats is 1 feet.
- The on board
entertainment system attached to your seat has malfunctioned and is stuck on a
language you dont understand.
- And on a channel you dont wanna see.
The channel was the on board information system. I mean who care if
you are flying sooo high and the temperature outside is soo low...
- Of
the 15 cute people on-board to serve you, you get served by the 16th.

- Your travel agent messed up and you end up eating a low fat - diet
meal. Basically a lettuce leaf with grated carrots.
- You plan great
things on your four hour stop over at Paris airport including getting lost at
their thousands of terminals and shops and having some good looking french
people help you out. You get off at terminal 17E and
your next flight takes off from 17F.
- You land and try to act really
suspicious so you could be strip-searched, adding a great article for your new
book. Custom officials done even look up to see you, inspite of you checking yes
on the 'Live Animals/insects?' box on the immigration form.
- Your connecting
flight is delayed because of bad weather( or a quick search for insects on-board
) and all the TV sets in the terminal are tuned to the weather channel. Thank
you, but I can see outside!!
- Your friends coax you into buying insurance
for lost baggage, and quote the increase in chances because of three bags and
multi-country destinations/transfers. Hoping for a quick thousand or two
(dollars) you anticipate few bags less at the baggage collection. First three
bags that come out are yours, red in color and tagged by your dads unique
ribbons ( which btw, every Indian dad had the idea before their sons/daughters
left for the land of opportunities )

Yeah Okay! I know thats 11 points, you can imagine the flight I had. Anyway, the drama didn't end there, try balancing three huge bags on a small luggage cart carrying a heavy backpack and a lonely planet USA book.