The world is more like it is now then it ever has been before

Had a few days leave, so was upto no good... just lying in my bed, TV, bag of chips and my new cell... in case the word hasn’t spread, I bought a Nokia 7610, black and red.. Apart from the sexy looks it has, its got a whole load of features.. surfing has never been so much porn fun before..
So as I said I was upto no good past month or so.. fell sick so many times.. I’m already into next year with my leaves at work.. so it was just my bed, my TV and my cell...
Has anyone noticed how many ads seem to be displayed on out television screens lately.. of a 30 min soap, I get to watch 10 min of stupid ads about some freakin aerated drink I’m supposed to buy cause some stupid sports/movie star was heavily paid.. all they end up doing is making a complete ass out of themselves..Take for e.g. the new pepsi add, the one with SRK acting like that snake charmer, someone please do me a favor by explaining that add to me. I haven’t seen a more idiotic add than that.. coke did a good thing by completely stopping airing their ads few months back..and just for that I drink only coke nowadays..With 60% of the population around the poverty line, I think companies like pepsi should do more than coming up with idiotic dumb phrases like "oye bubbly" ... if only I had a cent for all the times I’ve abused the advertising geniuses of pepsi..
Ok now I’m not saying that all adds on TV suck as much as Pepsi’s... there are a few creative people around.. sprite used to do well mocking pepsi...(though I have to admit its not that tough)... but haven’t seen an add lately..maybe they followed coke on no stupid ads..not too sure..
but I have a few favorite adds.. you might remember a hot woman, wearing a black dress sitting at a café. I’m sure u'll recollect the add when u hear the words "One black coffee, please"...Lately there haven’t been so many good adds around, though MasterCard always comes up with a good one here and there...there are something’s money cant buy ( yeah, I hear you.. don’t believe you )..
Incase one wonders why I’m taking about advertisements so much..here is why.. 24 hours in a day.. 8 hours sleep, remaining 16 hours TV.. of which 6 hours are ads..so there u have it..1/4th my day I’m watching commercials..
As for pepsi, I am not going to drink another sip, unless they stop their stupid adds.. hope many people follow..
I thought I was the only one feeling like shoving that bottle up Pepsi’s creative geniuses rear ends..then a small search around google reveled that there are many like me..
If you have jobless people in your workplace, you would have got this awesome forward.. this short kid goes to a soft-drink machine.. puts money in and gets one pepsi can, he does it again.. picks them up, arranges them on the ground... then the next scene shows him standing on the two cans putting money and pressing the coke button...which was obviously too high for him to get to before..Now thats great advertising...pity they cant telecast it.. if I were the CEO of coke.. I would stop all stupid ads for a whole year.. then play this add on tv..and give pepsi the money saved in that one year when they sue..maybe thats what they are doing.. its been over a few months.. we’ll wait n see.. its worth the wait..

Another series of stupid ads are from pizza companies.. Anyone knows someone who dances around after ordering pizza? Or does anyone know anybody who orders two pizzas to impress the girl next door? Get creative people.. what the *%$# does "basi dhekela" mean anyway.. and for the information of the general public.. last 4 times I was in pizza hut.. there was no "stock" of freshizza... yes those were the exact words.. sorry, no stock.. I though they make the dough after you order..how can there be stock then? And yes.if I want to get fresh, I generally take a bath..not eat pizzas.. wanna get fresh? indeed..
And don’t even get me started about the shampoo commercials.. the way they portray their product..i don’t use it and its a big surprise that I’m not bald or dropping snow flakes off of my head..

Hey what's up with those hutch ads? where ever you go our network follows? They have the most shitty network service.. half the conversation goes in 'hello-hello.. can u hear me?' What if there are two people standing at the same place..and one of them goes away, if the @$%#@$ network follows him.. what the hell is the first one supposed to do?? guess that explains the service..atleast they have a cute dog in their ads..but i guess they can double up their subscribers by replacing the dog with a semi naked woman..

I found a way to beat the system.. I stopped watching adverts… what do I do when they annoyingly pop up on my TV screen? I switch channels.. that’s what everyone should do.. stop watching adds.. The break is generally 2-3 min.. so u can switch back in time.. or u might end up watching something much better than what u were originally watching.. win-win situation..

So all I’ve been doing is complaining that adds on TV suck.. many of u might be thinking.. ok, lets see you come up with something better..
Since I hate pepsi, I wont do them any favors of coming up with decent ideas..let them stick to the "oye bubbley"...can someone believe that they actually thought people would buy that cd they came up with titled Oye bubbly.."Commercials use ugly stereotypes to appeal to the lowest common denominator" says the creator of commercialsihate.com. Amen to that. you wont find any Indian ads there, but the sentiments are the same..Pepsi actually thought someone would pay 150 rs to buy a pathetic cd with stupid songs (oye bubbley included) when people think twice before buying their 10 rupee beverage..
Enough said..here is the add for MasterCard...
Scene : A young couple..
Voice over :
One short skirt and a tight top 940 rs
Trip to the lake in her favorite car 560 rs
A romantic dinner under the moonlight 1820 rs
The look on her face when you pass the bill to her.. priceless
There are something’s money cant buy....

As for many companies in the likes of Pepsi. that’s one giant leap. Backwards.