Theory - women are dumb.
Materials required - positive IQ
Preface -
Being in an environment where females are considered 'bugs'...not 'bugs' as in slimy, repulsive eight legged things, but 'bugs' as in blood sucking, sleep depriving creatures. Somewhat like mosquitoes, cause i still don’t know the purpose of the existence of mosquitoes on this planet, do they serve any good purpose? Coming back to the dumb women part, i quite apologize for this big generalization, the fact being that this concept of "dumb women" came about with my own personal experiences and stories of my friends or my friends friends. but mind you, these all come from highly reliable sources..so they can be treated as good as if it happened to you.
I know i cant base my theories on the few dumb women i've met.. but in a sea full of fishes, if u swimming for two decades and see only green fish, u tend to think each and every fish in the sea is green*.
Now now, dont get me wrong, i am not saying that all men are born geniuses or something.. but the fact being, leave out George Bush and u can safely say that all men have an IQ above their shoe sizes..Of course there are exceptions to every rule, but i wont go into that.. that is a new post altogether.
As every theory in physics has substantial( lovely word eh? ) proof associated ( I promise I didn’t use thesaurus, I am using notepad ) with it, so to support my proposition ( man am i on a roll or what? ) here are some snippets you ought to know.
Proof -
Man - can I have your snap?
Dumb woman1** (DW1) - why?
Man - So I can send it to Santa.
DW1 - So sweet of you.
Man [confused] - Huh?
DW1 - It’s so thoughtful of u to send it to Santa so I get good gifts for Christmas.
Man [still confused]
Few hours later on the phone with someone.
Man - can I have your snap?
Dumb woman2** (DW2) - actually I don’t have one snap right now. I have one in which I look slightly fatter.. And there is this other one where in I am wearing a red dress but the background is not nice.. Another snap of mine I'm wearing a shirt which doesn’t match my pants.... [3 min later at a break for breath]..i have a normal snap. I'll get [friends name] to scan it and send it to you... But why do u want it?
Man - I want to send it to Santa.
Dumb woman2 (DW2) - But why Santa?
Man [out of words] - here talk to DW1
DW2 - what was that about?
DW1 - nothing they were testing their pick up lines.
DW2 - Really? Oh I didn’t get it.
DW1 - Neither did i.. Oh we are so dumb..
[laughter]
DW1 , DW2 - A@#$fgdf GF@#$df DG@#$Fdfbg DFvf$%^DFG fgD#$%FGdfg DFG#%DFjtyju^
Man [To himself] - Isn’t that my cell? DAMN!!
Dumb Women3 **(DW3) - I came to your house, the other day, but u weren’t at home.
Man - Which day?
DW3 - Friday evening.
Man - No, I was at home.
DW3 - But ur bike wasn’t there
Man - So? I had given it for servicing.
DW3 - Oh ok.
Man [confused] - Wait let me get this straight, you came 5 odd kilometers out of your way to meet me, then u came till my doorstep and not seeing the bike u left without ringing the door bell.
Dw3 - Yeah I tho...
[loud sounds of screaming muffled the voices]
But don’t get me wrong, not all women are dumb.. serious. there's got to be someone who doesn’t lower the average IQ of an uninhabited furnished room when they walk in..Take for e.g. that chick who invented penicillin, then again.. didn’t she die because of the 'research' she was doing?
But hey, giving credit where its due, women have scaled to the top in every aspect of life, business,IT,civil.. even space. Last i heard there was this Indian born woman going to space, I wont talk about her, its ill to talk about the dead they say ( may her soul rest in peace, Amen )
Conclusion - Some women are VERY dumb, and the others are men***.
* I used green, it could as well be yellow or black..
^ Its the merger of two women complaining at the same time, if u can’t understand it, then you are male.
** Being a work of fiction, these instances don’t represent any individual alive or dead, and any resemblance to anyone is purely coincidental.#
# Yeah Right!!
***The above conclusion doesn’t hold good if any of the following events are reported to be true,
Newton actually died because he was standing below a coconut tree testing gravity.
You can read this inspite of being the president of the United States.
The first man on the moon was actually a woman. ( This point is still under controversy )
Thomas Edison actually preferred candle lit dinners.
Alexander Graham Bell got calls from telemarketers.
But guys, don’t be happy yet, thank your lucky stars that women cant tell one end of the remote to the other.. if the women were'nt that dumb, I don’t see a point why they would even consider dating someone like you… so all said and done.. And I seem to have said a lot of stuff.. We all are happy women are that way(atleast most of them).. As the age old saying goes, cant live with them..cant live without^^..
^^I mean, how can a fish live without a bicycle...
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