Top 10 things one should not do while buying a laptop.

10. Don’t take leave from office to buy a laptop. The prices are the same in the evening.

9. Don’t walk into a computer shop asking for a, and I quote, “Black laptop”. Colour doesn’t guarantee performance. Instead use terms like RAM, GB, in fact better yet ask an office geek what he wants for Christmas, note down the first 5 things he says.

8. Don’t dress up in formals hoping for a corporate discount, it works only in hutch shops. Take extra notice to this point if the temperature inside your clothing is hitting the I-can-wash-my-clothes-with-my-sweat stage.

7. Don’t forget to read the fine print* , you might end up paying a few grand more than the price u thought.

* Something like this.

6. Don’t buy a laptop just so you can check your mail, the office desktop suffices for the same.

5. Don’t fall for cheap selling pitches like, “built in Mp3 player” , “User Manual FREE with operating system” , “FREE carry bag” , “FREE battery and charger” . Nothing is free in this world, or any world for that matter.

4. Don’t sell your Mp3 player figuring you wouldn’t need it anymore as the laptop can substitute. The truth is, a laptop cannot fit in your pant pocket. No matter how fat you are.

3. Whatever you do, don’t sell your Mp3 player for half its cost price.

2. Don’t pay few extra thousands for a functionality you don’t understand, remember this analogy, if you cant pronounce it, chances are you’ll never use the word.

1. Don’t make your dad pay for the laptop and then claim you bought it with your ‘hard’ earned money.

In case you are wondering why hard is in quotes, you should read my post about my daily routine in office.
Anyhow in case you haven’t figured it out yet, I bought a laptop, and no, I didn’t find a black one, but I sure got an awesome mp3 player built in…

If the feeling of love is the same as eating chocolates, why do I feel so miserable?

She sits alone by a lam post,
Trying to find a thought that's escaped her
mind.
She says there's the one I love the most,
His type's not far
behind
She never lets me in only tells me where she's been
When she's had
too much to drink,
I say that I don't care I just run my hands through her
dark hair
Then I pray to God, "You gotta help me fly away" and
just
Let her cry if the tears fall
down like rain
Let her sing if it eases
all her pain
Let her go let
her walk right out on me
And if the sun comes up tomorrow,
Let her
be, let her be

This morning I woke up alone found a
note standing by the phone
Saying "maybe, maybe I'll be back someday"
I
wanted to look for you
You walked in; I didn't know just what I should
do
So, I sat back down, had a beer and felt sorry for
myself


Last night I tried to leave
Cried so much I
could not believe
She was the same girl I fell in love with long ago
She
went in the back to get high
I sat down on my couch and cried
yelling
"Whoa Lord whoa, please help me. Won't you hold my
hand?"

Let her cry if the
tears fall down like rain
Let her sing if
it eases all her pain
Let her
go let her walk right out on
me
And if the sun comes up tomorrow,
Let her be, let her
be
And if the sun comes up tomorrow, let her be

I wish it were so easy, I just wish I could just let go.. I wish I could cry it out.
I wish there was help somewhere.. I wish I didn’t let her cry.. I wish I could fly away..
I wish I didn’t feel sorry for myself.. I wish someone could help me let go.. I wish it weren’t my best friend. I wish things could be like they once were.. Just wish there's one good reason for me to get up tomorrow morning.. Just something I can look forward to. I just hope.. Hope I can love again..

And if the sun comes up tomorrow, let her be.. I wish I could...I really wish......